Anyone who has never lived next to the tracks loves trains. They love the whistle, the clacking of the rails, and the pleasure of watching the country move along outside the window. They collect model trains. They get a certain thrill from riding on old steamers and ultra modern European high-speed Intercity Expresses. For anyone who has ever lived next to the tracks, I recommend you do not download this theme. There is no point in having flashbacks to the New York bound freight train that thundered by your student apartment in Amherst Massachusetts every morning at 5:38 just as you were falling asleep. For you people out there, we recommend sleeping pills and continued therapy.